my favorite

[Harris G]

I consider my self very qualified to judge this joke "politically correct"!
It seems a Jewish family had rented an apartment that sat directly under the Masonic Temple, and at least once a month they would always hear this stomping from above.
One day Izzy told his wife he was going to drill a hole in the ceiling and see what those Masons were up to. After doing so, one evening he heard some stomping coming from above, so he got his ladder, climbed up and decided to take a peek.
After a few moments, he flew down the ladder and ran in and told his wife to pack all their belongs and "Let's get out of here and fast !!!"
When she asked why, Izzy told her that he was just peeking in on the Masons above and saw them kill a man and said they were going to blame it on the 'JEW-BELOW.'

[Cory Sigler]

Harris- that joke is hysterical!!!

[johnpmnj]

DEER HUNTING SEASON

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas
near a blacktop highway.

A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took
careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a
funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed
his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing
I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years

[defender]

Love it !